• Willow: "This shouldn't take long. I'm probably the only girl in school who has the coroner's office bookmarked as a favorite place."
  BTVS // Some Assembly Required

• Xander: "I don't wanna use force."
  Willow: "Force is okay!"
  BTVS // Bothered, Bewitched, and Bewildered

• Oz: "So, do you guys steal weapons from the army a lot?"
  Willow: "Well, we don't have cable, so we have to make our own fun."
  BTVS // Innocence

• Willow: “I’ll give Xander a call. What’s his number? Oh, yeah, 1-800-I'm-Dating-A-Skanky-Ho.”
  Buffy: “Meow!”
  Willow: “Really? Thanks. I’ve never gotten a meow before.”
  Buffy: “Well deserved.”
  Willow: “Darn tootin’!”
  BTVS // Phases

• Xander: "You're bad to the bone."
  Willow: "I'm a rebel."
  BTVS // School Hard

• Willow: "There's no use arguing with me. Do you see my resolved face? You've seen it before, you know what it means."
  BTVS // Becoming 2

• Willow: "Aha! Sorry. I just meant...aha!"
  BTVS // Faith, Hope, and Trick

• Vamp Willow: "Alone at last."
  BTVS // Doppelgangland

• Willow: "It's a little binding. I guess vampires don't really have to breathe. Gosh, look at those."
  Giles ::stammers::
  BTVS // Doppelganglad

• Vamp Willow: "Bitch."
  BTVS // Dopplegangland

• Willow: "OK. That's a little blacker than I like my arts."
  BTVS // Doppelgangland

• Willow: "Well, boo hoo! Poor you!"
  BTVS // Choices

• Vamp Willow: "Bored now."
  BTVS // The Wish

• Vamp Willow: "You're in a big cage!"
  BTVS // The Wish

• Vamp Willow: "You made me cranky."
  BTVS // The Wish

• Willow: "Say, you all didn't happen to do a bunch of drugs, did yah?"
  BTVS // Doppelgangland

• Vamp Willow: "No. This is a dumb world. In my world, there are people in chains and you can ride them like ponies."
  BTVS // Doppelegangland

• Willow: "I'm so evil, and skanky. And I think I'm kinda gay."
  Buffy: "Willow, just remember, a vampire's personality has nothing to do with the person it was."
  Angel: "Well, actually...that's a good point."
  BTVS // Doppelgangland

• Vamp Xander: "It was too easy."
  Vamp Willow: "I felt cheap."
  BTVS // The Wish

• Willow: "You really do need to find the fun, B...uffy."
  BTVS // Faith, Hope and Trick

• Vamp Willow:"If you don't want to play, guess I can't force you. Wait... I can."
  BTVS // Doppelgangland

• Vamp Willow: "Get off me!"
  BTVS // Doppelgangland

• Willow: "OK. Oxygen becoming an issue."
  BTVS // Doppelgangland

• Vamp Willow: "Leaving now."
  BTVS // Doppelgangland

• Vamp Willow: "This is the part that's less fun... when there isn't any screaming."
  BTVS // The Wish

• Willow: "Hey! You want to go to the espresso pump, and get sugared up on mochas?!"
  BTVS // Choices

• Vamp Willow: "No fun. She didn't even hardly fight."
  BTVS // The Wish

• Vamp Willow: "I don't like you."
  BTVS // The Wish

• Willow: “And suddenly I’m thinking sucking isn’t a good word to use…”
  BTVS // Choices

• Willow: "I don't like that you dare question me. Maybe I'll have my minions take you out back and kill you horribly."
  BTVS // Doppelgangland

• Willow: "A human?! Oh yeah? Could a human do this? ::screams::"
  Anya: "Sure. Yeah, humans do that."
  Vampire: "Yeah, I think, yeah."
  BTVS // Doppelgangland

• Willow: "Slippery weasel!"
  BTVS // Earshot

• Willow: "No more snuggles?!"
  BTVS // Doppelgangland

• Anya: "I swear I am just trying to find my necklace."
  Willow: "Well, did you try looking inside the sofa in HELL?"
  BTVS // Doppelgangland

• Vamp Willow: "I'm not supposed to talk to strangers."
  BTVS // Doppelgangland

• Willow: “You’re just a big, selfish, worthless waste.”
  BTVS // Choices

• Willow: "She bothered me. So weak and accommodating. She's always letting people walk all over her, and then she gets cranky with her friends for no reason. I just couldn't let her live."
  BTVS // Doppelgangland

• Vamp Willow: "That's right, puppy. Willow's going to make you bark."
  BTVS // The Wish

• Faith: "Which means that he was killed during the day?"
  Willow: "YES! Sorry, I got...I've just been...it's horrible. Horrible..."
  BTVS // Beauty and the Beasts

• Willow: "She's like this cleavage-y slut bomb walking around going, 'Oh, check me out, I'm wicked cool, I'm five by five.'"
  Tara: "Five by five? Five what by five what?"
  Willow: "See, that's the thing! No one knows."
  BTVS // This Year's Girl

• Willow: "Drunk. Heh heh. That's such a strong word, kind of a guttoral, anglo-saxan word, drunk."
  BTVS // Something Blue

• Willow: "Everyone's gettin' a spank but me."
  BTVS // The I In Team

• Willow: "He's our grown up friend. Not in a creepy way."
  BTVS // Living Conditions

• Willow: "I mean, did we not put the 'grr' in girl?"
  BTVS // Living Conditions

• Tara: "I am, you know."
  Willow: "What?"
  Tara: "Yours."
  BTVS // Who Are You

• Willow: “It's cuz in high school, knowledge was pretty much frowned upon. You really had to work to learn anything. But here, the energy, the collective intelligence- it's like this force, this penetrating force and I can just feel my mind opening up, you know? And letting this place just thrust into and spurt knowledge into... that sentence ended up in a different place than it started.”
  BTVS // The Freshman

• Willow: "I'm definitely nothing special."
  Tara: "No, you are."
  BTVS // Hush

• Willow: "You know this doesn't make you any less terrifying."
  Spike: "Don't patronize me!"
  BTVS // The Iniative

• Faith: "Pay back's a bitch."
  Willow: "Look who's talking."
  BTVS // This Year's Girl

• Willow: "Tara, I have to tell you..."
  Tara: "No, I...I understand. You have to be with the person you love."
  Willow: "I am."
  BTVS // New Moon Rising

• Willow: "I'm very seldom naughty."
  BTVS // Restless

• Willow: "Besides, when is there any 'us two'? You two are the two who are the two! I'm the other one!"
  BTVS // The Yoko Factor

• Willow: "That is so annoying. It's like somebody blurting out the answer to a riddle just when you...I mean...yippee! We have the information."
  BTVS // Primeval

• Willow: "I'm not stealing! I'm just taking things without paying for them. In what twisted dictionary is *that* stealing?"
  BTVS // Triangle

• Willow: "Hello? Gay now."
  BTVS // Triangle

• Willow: "I'm like, go school, it's your birthday!"
  BTVS // Tough Love

• Willow: "I owe you pain!"
  BTVS // Tough love

• Willow: "Now that I know there's something to know, I can't NOT know just because I'm afraid somebody'll know I know, you know?"
  BTVS // Buffy vs Dracula

• Willow: "'I like money better than people! People can so rarely be exchanged for goods and/or services!"
  BTVS // Triangle

• Willow: "We can come by between classes. Usually I use that time to copy over my class notes with a system of different colored pens. But it's been pointed out to me that that's...you know...insane."
  Tara: "I say quirky."
  BTVS // Triangle

• Xander: "Smart chicks are so hot."
  Willow: "You couldn't have figured that out in 10th grade?"
  BTVS // The Gift

• Willow: "He's not a ball of sunshine!"
  BTVS // Triangle

• Willow: "And we're what, surprised by this?"
  BTVS // Triangle

• Anya: "It's possible that he's in the land of perpetual Wednesday, or the crazy melty land, or, you know, the world without shrimp."
  Tara: "There's a world without shrimp? I'm allergic."
  Willow: "He's probably in troll land."
  BTVS // Triangle

• Willow: "Ohh, I feel like a witch in a magic shop!"
  BTVS // Out of My Mind

• Willow: "The only thing Willow was ever good for...the only thing I had going for me were the moments...just moments...when Tara would look at me, and I was wonderful. And that will NEVER. HAPPEN. AGAIN."
  BTVS // Two to Go

• Dawn: "You're back on the magics."
  Willow: "No, honey. I am the magics."
  BTVS // Two to Go

• Willow: "You're right. The magics I used are very powerful. I'm very powerful and maybe it's not such a good idea for you to piss me off."
  BTVS // Flooded

• Willow: "Oh, Buffy. You really need to have every square inch of your ass kicked."
  BTVS // Two to Go

• Willow: "The sun is shining, there's songs going on...those guys are checking you out..."
  Tara: "What? What are they looking at?"
  Willow: "The hotness of you, dufus!"
  Tara: "Those boys really thought I was hot?"
  Willow: "Entirely!"
  Tara: "Oh my god. I'm cured! I want the boys!"
  BTVS // OMWF

• Willow: "I'm in wicked trouble now!"
  BTVS // Grave

• Willow: "You know, here, before with the magic going all 'aah,' and me going all 'eee' and everything getting all 'rrr'."
  BTVS // Bring on the Night

• Willow: "Hey! Bad touching!"
  BTVS // Killer in Me

• Willow: "Well, Buffy, I... I see that our preparation for the school-pep-dance-cheer-drill contest are coming along. Bring it on!”
  BTVS // Get it Done

• Willow: "Look, all I'm saying is that this is normal teen stuff. You join chat rooms, you write poetry, you post doogie howser fanfic."
  BTVS // Help

• Buffy: “So, what do you guys want to do tomorrow?”
  Willow: “Nothing strenuous.”
  Xander: “Well, mini-golf is always the first thing that comes to mind.”
  Giles: “I think we can do better than that.”
  Buffy: “I was thinking about shopping. As per usual.”
  Willow: “Oh! There's an Arden B. in the new mall!”
  Xander: “I could use a few items.”
  Giles: “Are we gonna discuss this? Save the world to go to the mall?”
  Buffy: “I'm having a wicked shoe craving.”
  Xander: “Aren't you on the patch?”
  Willow: “Those never work.”
  Giles: “And here I am, invisible to the eye...”
  Xander: “See, I need a new look. It's this whole eye patch thing.”
  Buffy: “Oh, you could go with full black secret agent look!”
  Willow: “Or the puffy shirt, pirate slash...”
  Giles: “The earth is definitely doomed.”
  BTVS // Chosen

• Willow: “Yeah, sure. You're a frisky vixen!”
  BTVS // First Date

• Willow: “I've Googled 'til I just can't Google no more.”
  BTVS // First Date

• Willow: “This one's either "I just got lucky, don't call me for a while" or "My date's a demon who's trying to kill me."”
  BTVS // First Date

• Willow: "Don't interrupt me! Insignificant man."
  BTVS // Never Leave Me

• Buffy: “Remember when things used to be nice and boring?”
  Willow: “No.”
  BTVS // Killer in Me

• Willow: “Ha! That was nifty.”
  BTVS // Chosen

• Willow: “Oh... my... Goddess...”
  BTVS // Chosen

• Willow: “Screw it! Mighty forces, I suck at Latin, OK? But that's not the issue. I'm the one in charge, and I'm telling you open that portal, now!”
  BTVS // Get it Done

• Giles: “We have a lot of work ahead of us.”
  Faith: “Can I push him in?”
  Willow: “You've got my vote.”
  BTVS // Chosen

• Willow: “You were in prison. We figured you were safe there.”
  Faith: “Yeah, that's prison. Safe as a kitten.”
  BTVS // Dirty Girls

• Willow: “Although, Twinkies and kisses? Also peachy motivational tools.”
  BTVS // Get it Done

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• Angel: "Don't worry, I don't bite."
  BTVS // Welcome to the Hellmouth

• Cordy: "Excuse me? Who gave you permission to exist?"
  BTVS // Welcome to the Hellmouth

• Cordelia: "Who gave you permission to exist? Do I horn in on your private discussions? No. Why? Because you're boring."
  BTVS // The Harvest

• Cordy: "God! What is your childhood trauma?!"
  BTVS // Welcome to the Hellmouth

^ Top ^

• Cordelia: "Whatever's causing the Joan Collin's 'tude, deal with it. Embrace the pain, spank your inner moppet, whatever, but get over it."
  BTVS // When She Was Bad

• Drusilla: "Grrrragh. Bad dog."
  BTVS // What’s My Line 2

• Willow: "I shall confront and expel all evil."
  Cordelia: "I shall *totally* confront and expel all evil."
  Xander: "Out of marrow and bone..."
  Buffy: "Out of house and home...never to come here again."
  BTVS // I Only Have Eyes For You

• Angelus: "No thanks. Been there, done that, deja vu just isn't what it used to be."
  BTVS // Passion

• Drusilla: "Do it again! Do it again!"
  BTVS // Surprise

• Angel: "Hello, lover."
  BTVS // Becoming

• Angelus: "I'm back."
  BTVS // Innocence

• Angelus: "Force won't get it done. You gotta work from the inside. To kill this girl, you have to love her."
  BTVS // Innocence

• Drusilla: "I've brought her especially for you. To cheer you up. And I've named her Sunshine."
  BTVS // Passion

• Drusilla: "I'm naming all the stars."
  Spike: "You can't see the stars, luv. That's the ceiling. Also it's day."
  BTVS // Innocence

• Drusilla: "Look at all the people. Are these nice people?"
  BTVS // School Hard

• Drusilla: "Night night."
  BTVS // Becoming 1

• Drusilla: "Come on, love, you've got to eat something to keep your strength up! Now...rrr...open up for mummy!"
  BTVS // Passion

• Drusilla: "I brought something for you. Poor thing... she's an orphan. He owner died... without a fight."
  BTVS // Passion

• Angelus: "Well, maybe next time I'll bring you with me, Spike. Might be handy to have you around if I ever need a really good parking space."
  BTVS // Passion

• Angelus: "Passion. It lies in all of us. Sleeping, waiting, and though unwanted, unbidden, it will stir. Open it's jaws...and howl."
  BTVS // Passion

• Angel: "Why are you riding me?"
  BTVS // When She Was Bad

• Angelus: "Don't worry, Roller Boy. I've got everything under control."
  BTVS // Passion

• Angelus: "What can I say, I just loove to see you smile, buddy."
  BTVS // Passion

• Drusilla: "You sing the sweetest little song. Won't you sing for me, hmm? Don't you love me anymore?"
  BTVS // Lie to Me

• Xander: "You slash me with your words!"
  BTVS // What's My Line

• Drusilla: "This is so dissapointing!"
  BTVS // Becoming

• Drusilla: "Why, Angel! Where you have been? The sun is almost up, and it can be so hurtful."
  BTVS // Passion

• Angelus: "Tonight's special. I wanted to look my best for you."
  BTVS // I Only Have Eyes For You

• Buffy: "Add it up, it all spells duh!"
  BTVS // Some Assembly Required

• Drusilla: "I met an old man. I didn't like him. He got stuck in my teeth."
  BTVS // Becoming 1

• Buffy: "Was he a studly?"
  BTVS // Some Assembly Required

• Angelus: "'Cause I really wanna torture you."
  BTVS // Becoming

• Drusilla: “I want a treat. I neeeeed a treat.”
  BTVS // Lie to Me

• Buffy: "You're a vampire. Oh, I'm sorry, is that an offensive term? Should I say 'Undead American'?"
  BTVS // When She Was Bad

• Xander: "You gotta wake up. I need you, Will. I mean, how am I gonna pass Trig, you know? And who am I gonna call every night and talk about everything we did all day? You're my best friend. You've always...I love you."
  BTVS // Becoming 2

• Angelus: "So that's everything, huh? No weapons. No friends. No hope. Take all that away, and what's left?"
  Buffy: "Me."
  BTVS // Becoming 2

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• Faith: "All men are beasts, Buffy."
  Buffy: "Okay, I was hoping to not get that cynical until I was at least 40."
  Faith: "It's not cynical. I mean, it's realistic. Every guy, from Manimal down to Mr I-love-the-English-patient has beast in him. And I don't care how sensitive they act, they're all still just in it for the chase."
  BTVS // Beauty and the Beasts

• Giles: "She was truly the finest of all of us."
  Xander: "Way better than me."
  Giles: "Much, much better."
  BTVS // Doppelgangland

• Faith: "Look at you. All dressed up in big sister's clothes."
  BTVS // Graduation Day 1

• Faith: "Tell me that if you don't get in a good slaying, you just start itching for some vamp to show up so you can give 'em a good UH!"
  BTVS // Bad Girls

• Faith: "Five by Five."
  BTVS // Revelations

• Faith: "Obviously something in your bottle needs uncorking."
  BTVS // Faith, Hope and Trick

• Faith: "Give us a kiss."
  BTVS // Graduation Day 1

• Xander: “Uh, Will, this is verging on naughty touching here. Don’t want to fall back on bad habits. Hands! Hands in new places!”
  BTVS // Doppelgangland

• Faith: "God, I could eat a horse. Isn't it crazy how slaying just always makes you hungry and horny?"
  BTVS // Faith Hope and Trick

• Master: "Hunt and kill, hunt and kill. Titilating? Yes. Practical? Hardly."
  BTVS // The Wish

• Anya: "Fine, you know what? I hope you die! Aren't we gonna kiss?"
  BTVS // Graduation Day

• Giles: "All we know is that the fate of the entire world rests on the...did you eat all the jellies? I always have a jelly. I'm always the one who says, 'Let's haveA a jelly in the mix'."
  BTVS // The Zeppo

• Faith: "Don't worry, big guy, just keeping her warm for you."
  BTVS // Enemies

• Faith: "What are you gonna do, B, kill me? You become me. You're not ready for that. Yet."
  BTVS // Enemies

• Faith: "You did it. You killed me, B. Still won't help your boy though. Should've been there B. Quite a ride."
  BTVS // Graduation Day 1

• Cordy: "What's with you two and the leather?"
  BTVS // The Wish

• Faith: "Son of a bitch, it's my lucky day."
  BTVS // Revelations

• Faith: "Everyone always asks, 'why can't you be more like Buffy?' But did anyone ever ask if you could be more like me?!"
  BTVS // Enemies

• Oz: "I'm gonna go out on a limb and say there's a new slayer in town."
  BTVS // Faith Hope and Trick

• Faith: "Tell me you don't get off on this."
  Buffy: "Didn't suck."
  BTVS // Bad Girls

• Vamp Xander: "Not too bright, book guy."
  BTVS // The Wish

• Faith: "Scott!? There you are honey. Hey, good news, doctor says that the itching and the swelling and the burning should clear up, but we gotta keep using the ointment."
  BTVS // Homecoming

• Faith: "Finally decided to tie me up, huh? I always new you weren't really a one slayer guy."
  BTVS // Consequences

• Buffy: "Um, maybe I should introduce you again. Faith, this is Giles."
  Faith: "I've seen him. If I had known they came that young and cute, I'd have requested a transfer."
  Buffy: "Raise your hand if ew."
  BTVS // Faith, Hope and Trick

• Giles: "You listen to me. I'm your watcher, so you do what I tell you. So sod off!"
  BTVS // Band Candy

• Faith: "Before we get started, I just want you to know. If you're a screamer? Feel free."
  BTVS // Enemies

• Buffy: "We can work out after school. You know. If you're not too busy having sex with MY MOTHER!"
  BTVS // Earshot

• Buffy: "You're pathetic, you know that? You're not even a loser anymore, you're a shell of a loser."
  BTVS // Lover's Walk

• Angelus: "It's good to have the taste of a slayer back in my mouth. It's just like cigarettes, you know? Just when I thought I quit.."
  BTVS // Enemies

• Cordy: "NO. No. No way! I wish us into bizaro-land and you guys are still together?"
  BTVS // The Wish

• Oz: "Guys, take a moment to deal with this. We survived."
  Buffy: "It was a hell of a battle."
  Oz: "Not the battle. High school. We're taking a moment. And we're done."
  BTVS // Graduation Day 2

• Buffy: "There's a cure."
  Faith: "Damn. What is it?"
  Buffy: "Your blood. As justice goes, it's not unpoetic, don'tcha think?"
  Faith: "Come to get me? You're going to feed me to Angel? You know you're not going to take me alive."
  Buffy: "Not a problem."
  Faith: "Look at you. All dressed up in big sisters' clothes."
  Buffy: "You told me I was just like you -- but I was holding it in."
  Faith: "Ready to cut loose?"
  Buffy: "Try me."
  Faith: "OK then. Give us a kiss."
  BTVS // Graduation Day 1

• Faith: "When are you going to get this, B? The life of a slayer if very simple. Want. Take. Have."
  Buffy: "Want. Take. Have. I'm getting it."
  BTVS // Bad Girls

• A montage of wavs from The Wish. Very nice.

^ Top ^

• Buffy: "Spell it out for me. I feel an attack of dumb blonde coming on."
  BTVS // Goodbye Iowa

• Buffy: "Giles! I accidentally killed Spike! That's okay, right?"
  BTVS // Something Blue

• Xander: "Does anybody else miss the mayor? 'I just wanna be a big snake'?"
  BTVS // Primeval

• Baith: "I don't have time for bondage fun!"
  BTVS // Who Are You

• Faith: "That's the thing about a coma. You wake up all rested and rejuvenated...and ready for payback."
  BTVS // This Year’s Girl

• Angel: "Don't push me, boy."
  BTVS // The Yoko Factor

• Faith: "You're thinking...'You'll NEVER get away with this!'"
  BTVS // This Year's Girl

• Anya: "I like you. You're funny and you're nicely shaped, and frankly it's ludicrous to have these interlocking bodies and not...interlock. Please remove your clothing now."
  BTVS // Harsh Light of Day

• Xander: "I hate to break it you, oh impotent one, but you're not the big bad anymore. You're not even the kinda naughty."
  BTVS // Doomed

• Angel: "I'm not evil again, why does everyone think that?"
  BTVS // Pangs

• Faith: "Anyway, for real now. I'm gonna ask ya something, and ya gotta promise you'll be honest and not spare my feelings just 'cause I could kill you. You promise?"
  BTVS // This Year's Girl

• Faith: "I know what it's like. You think you matter, you think you're a part of something, and you get dumped. It's like the whole world is moving, and you're stuck. It's like those animals in the tarpits. You just keep sinking a little deeper every day and nobody even sees!"
  BTVS // This Year’s Girl

• Fuffy: "Now, you unchain me very slowly *and* politely, or I kill this guy."
  BTVS // Who Are You?"

• Giles: "Spike can be very convincing when....I'm very stupid."
  BTVS // Primeval

• Fuffy: “I could ride you at a gallop until your legs buckled and your eyes rolled up. I’ve got muscles you’ve never even dreamed of. I could squeeze you until you popped like warm champagne and you’d beg me to hurt you just a little bit more. And you know why I don’t? Because it’s wrong.”
  BTVS // Who Are You?

^ Top ^

• Dracula: "Leave us."
  Xander: "No, we're not going to leave you. And where'd you get that accent, Sesame Street? 1, 2, 3, Three victims, mwah ha ha!"
  BTVS // Buffy vs Dracula

• Giles: "The magics you've channeled are more ferocious and primal than anything you could hope to understand, and you are lucky to be alive, you RANK, ARROGANT AMATEUR!"
  BTVS // Life Serial

• Drusilla: "And I wonder what possible catastrophe came crashing down from heaven and brought this dashing stranger to tears."
  BTVS // Fool for Love

• Drusilla giggling.
  BTVS // Crush

• Drusilla: "Like lollipops at the circus."
  BTVS // Crush

• Drusilla: "Look at the wonderful mess you made."
  BTVS // Fool for Love

• Anya: "But I don't understand! I don't understand how this all happens, how we go through this. I mean, I knew her! And then she's...there's just a body and I don't understand why she just can't get back in it and not be dead anymore! It's stupid! It's mortal, and stupid, and Xander's crying and not talking, and I was having fruit punch, and I thought, well, JOyce will never have anymore fruit punch, ever, and she'll never have eggs, or yawn, or brush her hair, not ever, and no one will explain to me WHY!"
  BTVS // The Body

• Drusilla: “Ooo, Spike. Look at the wonderful mess you’ve made. That’s a Slayer you’ve done in. Naughty… wicked Spike.”
  BTVS // Fool for Love

• Drusilla: "Naughty…wicked Spike."
  BTVS // Fool for Love

• Angelus: “That’s brilliant strategy, really. Pure cunning.”
  BTVS // Fool for Love

• Drusilla: “You walk in worlds the others can’t begin to imagine.”
  BTVS // Fool for Love

^ Top ^

• Buffy: "So. Dawn's in trouble. Must be Tuesday."
  BTVS // OMWF

• Andrew: "You saw her. She's a truck-drivin' magic mama, and we've got maybe seconds before Darth Rosenburg grinds everybody into Jawa burgers and not one of you bunch has the (somethingsomething) to stop her!"
  BTVS // Two to Go

• Xander: "The first day of kindergarten, you cried because you broke the yellow crayon and you were too afraid to tell anyone. You've come pretty far, ending the world -- not a terrific notion! But the thing is? Yeah, I love you. I love crayon-breaky Willow, and I love scary veiny Willow. So if I'm going out, it's here. If you wanna kill the world, then start with me. I've earned that."
  BTVS // Grave

^ Top ^

• Angel: "Everyone's got a soul now. You know, I started it. The whole 'having a soul'? Before it was all the cool, new thing."
  Buffy: "Oh my god, are you twelve?"
  Angel: "I'm getting the brush off for Captain Peroxide!"
  BTVS // Chosen

• Faith: “Yep. Guess I'm back in Sunnydale.”
  BTVS // Dirty Girls

• Faith: “Are you the bad Slayer now? Am I the good Slayer now?”
  BTVS // Dirty Girls

• Faith: "Why don't you take it down a notch or two? The time for speech giving is over, bat boy."
  BTVS // Touched

• Faith: “Look, I'm sorry if it seemed like I was blowing you off the other day. I was just trying to, you know, blow you off.”
  BTVS // Chosen

• Faith: “It's just, after I get bouncy with a guy, there's not that much more I need to know about him.”
  BTVS // Chosen

• Faith: “I'm not gonna kill her. Wanted to, but didn't. By the way, bully for me since no one else said it.”
  Robin: “For what? For not killing Buffy?”
  Faith: “It's this new thing I'm tryin'.”
  BTVS // Empty Places

• Faith: “How 'bout you guys buy me another drink, and we see where the evening takes us?”
  BTVS // Empty Places

• Faith: “I don't know if I can lead. But the real question is... can you follow?”
  BTVS // Empty Places

• Robin: “She really almost destroyed the world?”
  Buffy: “Yep.”
  Robin: “Remind me not to make her crabby.”
  BTVS // Get it Done

• Faith: "But somebody has to lead. Let's vote for Chao-ahn. It's hard to lead people into a deathtrap if you don't speak English.”
  BTVS // End of Days

• Drusilla: “Think of it as a game. A fun, funny game. Without all the rules, or any of the bothersome winning part.”
  BTVS // Bring on the Night

• Xander: “I'm going gay. I've decided I'm turning gay. Willow, gay me up. Come on, let's gay.”
  BTVS // First Date

• Xander: "Come on, let's get this gay show on the gay road. Help me out here!"
  BTVS // First Date

• Andrew: "Oh, hello there, gentle viewers."
  BTVS // Storyteller

• Faith: “There's only supposed to be one. Maybe that's why you and I can never get along. We're not supposed to exist together.”
  Buffy: “Also, you went evil and were killing people.”
  Faith: “Good point. Also a factor.”
  BTVS // End of Days

• Faith: “Yeah. Whenever she starts talking about getting all sweaty with Xander like that, I just remind her I had him first. Shuts her right the hell up.”
  BTVS // Empty Places

• Anya: "All I'm saying is soulless Spike would have me upside down and halfway to happyland by now!"
  BTVS // Sleeper

• Faith: "Thank god we're hot chicks with super powers."
  Buffy: "Takes the edge off."
  Faith: "Comforting."
  Buffy: "Mm-hmm."
  BTVS // Chosen

• Dawn: "No one expects the Spanish inquisition."
  BTVS // Him

• Faith: “I was thinking about looking up the guy with the bull-whip. (pause) Long incarceration.”
  BTVS // Dirty Girls

• Andrew: “You, you love humans.”
  Anya: “I do not!”
  Andrew: “Yes, you do. You looo-oove them!”
  Anya: “Stop it! I don't love them! And I'll kill you if you tell anybody!”
  BTVS // End of Days

• Faith: "I got mad skills."
  BTVS // Chosen

• Anya: "For god's sakes, Andrew, you've been in here for 30 minutes. What are you doing?"
  Andrew: "Entertaining and educating."
  Anya: "Why can't you just masturbate like the rest of us?"
  BTVS // Storyteller

• Andrew: "Faith was seduced by the lure of the dark side. She wrapped evil around her like a large evil Mexican Serabi."
  BTVS // Dirty Girls

• Faith: “It's old... and it's strong, and it feels like... like it's mine.”
  BTVS // End of Days

• Faith: “No way are you prettier than me.”
  Robin: “A little bit, yeah.”
  BTVS // Chosen

• Giles: "Do you want to be punished?"
  BTVS // Lessons

• Faith: “Hey, to each his own, man. This one guy I ran with, he liked me to dress up like a school girl and take this friggin' bull-whip...”
  BTVS // Dirty Girls

• Faith: “She knows I'm coming. Probably been up all night hanging streamers!”
  BTVS // Dirty Girls

• Xander: “Did you see what happened? I mean, was she...”
  Andrew: “She was incredible. She died saving my life.”
  Xander: “That's my girl. Always doing the stupid thing.”
  BTVS // Chosen

• Anya: "No questions. No talking. I can't help it. I can't stop thinking about you and us and our brief but unforgetable time together. I mean, why else would I be here? I mean, it's not like I'm snooping around for proof that you're some sort of a whacked out serial killer. Heh. I don't know why I said that. Forget I said that. It's craziness talking. It's nerves. Nerves. Nerves and horniness. Oh just shut up William and take me. Take me now."
  BTVS // Sleeper

• Faith: “Hey, got a spare bed for a wanted fugitive?”
  Giles: “Hello, Faith.”
  Faith: “Huh. I guess "wanted" wasn't really accurate.”
  BTVS // Dirty Girls

• Rather long, but VERY good. Bunch of faith lines mixed with music and such.