• Spike: "Our man Angel here likes to talk, but he's not much for action. All hat and no cattle."
  BTVS // I Only Have Eyes For You

• Spike: “People still fall for that Anne Rice routine.”
  BTVS // School Hard

• Spike: "Are you all asleep?!"
  BTVS // Lie to Me

• Spike: "I'm a bad, rude man."
  BTVS // Lie to Me

• Spike: "There's no deal without Dru."
  Buffy: "She killed Kendra!"
  Spike: "Dru bagged a slayer? She didn't tell me! Good for her! Though not from your perspective, I suppose..."
  BTVS // Becoming 2

• Spike: "It's a big rock. Can't wait to tell my friends. They don't have a rock this big."
  BTVS // Becoming 1

• Spike: "I need to bring in the big guns."
  BTVS // What's My Line

• Buffy: "I lost a friend tonight!"
  Spike: "I wasn't in on that raiding party!"
  Buffy: "And I may lose more! The whole earth might be sucked into hell and you want my help because your girlfriend's a big ho?!"
  BTVS // Bargaining Pt 2

• Spike: "If you ask me, I find myself prefering the old Buffy-whipped Angelus."
  BTVS // Passions

• Spike: "Can I eat him now, love?"
  BTVS // Lie to Me

• Spike: "Debase the beef canoe."
  BTVS // What's My Line

• Spike: "Someone's in the ceiling."
  BTVS // School Hard

• Spike: "Hello Cutie."
  BTVS // Becoming 2

• Drusilla: "I'll give you a seed if you sing."
  Spike: "The bird's dead, Dru. You left it in the cage, and you didn't feed it, and now it's all dead, just like the last one."
  BTVS // Lie to Me

• Spike: "They say when you've drawn blood you've exfoliated."
  BTVS // I Only Have Eyes For You

• Spike: "Fancy it, pet?"
  Drusilla: "Ohh, it's beautiful."
  BTVS // Bewitched, Bothered, and Bewildered

• Spike: "Fee fi fo fum. I smell the blood of a nice...ripe...girl."
  BTVS // School Hard

• Spike: "I was actually at Woodstock. That was a weird gig. I fed off a flower person, and I spent the next six hours watching my hand move."
  BTVS // School Hard

• Spike: "Well, our old place was just fine til you went and had it burned down."
  BTVS // I Only Have Eyes For You

• Spike: “Millions of people walking around like happymeals with legs.”
  BTVS // Becoming 2

• Spike: "Slaaayyyerrr...here kitty kitty..."
  BTVS // School Hard

• Spike: "I know you haven't been in the game for awhile, mate, but we do still kill people. Sort of our reson detre, you know."
  BTVS // Innocence

• Spike: "Hurts, doesn't it?"
  Angelus: "Well, you know, it kinda itches a little."
  BTVS // Innocence

• Spike: “Well… this is just… neat!”
  BTVS // Halloween

• Spike: "Well, then, I'll only kill you just this once!"
  BTVS // What's My Line 2

• Spike: "I won't have you feeding me like a child, Dru!"
  Angelus: "Why not? She already bathes you, carries you around, and changes you like a child."
  BTVS // Passion

• Spike: "Look at you. You're shaking. You're terrified. Alone. Lost little lamb. ::laughs:: I love it."
  BTVS // Halloween

• Spike: "Yeah, I did a couple slayers in my time. I don't like to brag. Who am I kidding? I love to brag!"
  BTVS // School Hard

• Buffy: "Do we really need weapons for this?"
  Spike: "I just like them. They make me feel all manly."
  BTVS // School Hard

• Spike: "Idiot mob."
  BTVS // School Hard

• Spike: "Would you like a new bird? One that's not dead?"
  BTVS // Lie to Me

• Angel: "You can see all that in your head?"
  Spike: "No, you ninny, she read it in the morning paper."
  BTVS // Becoming 1

• Spike: "I don't want to hurt you baby. ::struggle:: Doesn't mean I won't."
  BTVS // Becoming 2

• Spike: "It's paradise. Big windows, lovely gardens. It'll be perfect when we want the sunlight to kill us."
  BTVS // I Only Have Eyes For You

• Spike: "Yeah, that'll work. Now say pretty please."
  BTVS // Surprise

• Spike: "Do you like it, baby?"
  Drusilla: "It reeks of death."
  BTVS // Surprise

• Spike: "My black goddess. My ripe...wicked...plum."
  BTVS // What's My Line 2

• Spike: "I'm sorry, baby. I'm a bad, rude man."
  BTVS // What's My Line

• Spike: "Do I have *anyone* on watch here? It's called security, people, are you all asleep? Or did we finally find a restaurant that delivers?"
  BTVS // Lie to Me

• Spike: "Uh-uh. No fair going into the ring unless he tags you first."
  BTVS // Passion

• Spike: "Come on, talk to Daddy."
  BTVS // Halloween

• Spike: "You've got thirty seconds to convince me not to kill you."
  BTVS // Lie to Me

• Spike: "Will you hold on a second! Hey! White flag here, I quit."
  Buffy: "Let me clear this up for you. We're mortal enemies. We don't get time outs."
  BTVS // Becoming 2

• Spike: "Very funny, mate."
  BTVS

• Spike: "Let me guess. Someone pulls out the sword..."
  Angelus: "Someone worthy..."
  Spike: "Demon wakes up, and wackiness ensues."
  BTVS // Becoming

• Spike: “Someone wasn’t worthy.”
  BTVS // Becoming 1

• Spike: "Now. Any of you want to test who's got the biggest wrinklies around here...step on up."
  BTVS // School Hard

• Spike: "You were my sire, man! You were my yoda! Man, I can't believe this, you Uncle Tom!"
  BTVS // School Hard

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• Spike: "Well, if at first you don't succeed, I'll kill him, and you'll try again."
  BTVS // Lover's Walk

• Spike: "Home sweet home."
  BTVS // Lover's Walk

• Spike's insane laughter from Lover’s Walk

• Spike: "You're not friends. You'll never be friends. You'll be in love until it kills you both. You'll fight and you'll shag and you'll hate each other til it makes you quiver but you'll never be friends. Love isn't brains children, it's blood. Blood screaming inside you to work it's will. I may be love's bitch, but at least I'm man enough to admit it."
  BTVS // Lover's Walk

• Spike: "Love's a funny thing."
  BTVS // Lover's walk

• Spike: "I may be love's bitch, but at least I'm man enough to admit it."
  BTVS // Lover's Walk

• Spike: "You got any of those little marshmallows?"
  BTVS // Lover's Walk

• Spike: “Each charted course. Each little step. Along the highway. And more. Much more than this. I did it my way!”
  BTVS // Lover’s Walk

• Spike: "Yeah. You're not invited!"
  BTVS // Lover's Walk

• Spike: "It doesn't work like that, Peaches. And when did you get all soul-having again? I thought you outgrew that."
  BTVS // Lover's Walk

• Spike screaming
  BTVS // Lover's Walk

• Spike: "Good spot of violence before bedtime."
  BTVS // Lover's Walk

• Spike: "It was that truce with Buffy that did it. Dru said I'd gone soft. Wasn't demon enough for the likes of her. I told her it didn't mean anything, I was thinking of her the whole time, but she didn't care!"
  BTVS // Lover's Walk

• Spike: "She just left! She didn't even care enough to cut off my head or set me on fire! I mean, is that too much to ask? You know? Some little sign that she cared?"
  BTVS // Lover's Walk

• Spike: "So I said, 'I'm not putting up with this anymore.' And she said 'Fine.' And I said, 'Yeah, I have an unlife, ya know!'"
  BTVS // Lover's Walk

• Spike: "What do you know?!"
  BTVS // Lover's Walk

• Spike: "God, I wish I was dead."
  Buffy: "Well, if you close your eyes and wish real hard..."
  Spike: "Hey! Back off!"
  BTVS // Lover's Walk

^ Top ^

• Harmony: "Is Antonio Banderas a vampire?"
  Spike: "No."
  Harmony: "Oh. Can I make him a vampire?"
  Spike: "No. Wait, on second thought, yeah. Go do that. Take your time. Do Melanie and the kids as well."
  BTVS // Harsh Light of Day

• Spike: "What, you think I'd come running over saying, 'I've got a secret, beat me til I talk?'"
  BTVS // Yoko Factor

• Spike: "Don't be ridiculous. I'd bite you in a heartbeat."
  BTVS // The Initiative

• Spike: "You want me to tear this place apart, you bloody poof?"
  BTVS // Doomed

• Spike: "Bonus."
  BTVS // The Initiative

• Spike: "I came, I conquered, I felt really bad about it."
  BTVS // Pangs

• Spike: "I'm saying that Spike had a little trip to the vet, and now he doesn't chase the other puppies anymore.
  BTVS // Pangs

• Spike: "One chiperectomy, please. Hello? Paging Doctor Owe-me-one."
  BTVS // Primeval

• Spike: "Warms the cockles of my non-beating heart seeing you lads together."
  BTVS // Primeval

• Spike: "Don't I get a cookie?"
  BTVS // Something Blue

• Spike: "Oh, forever and ever, mon petit creme brulee."
  BTVS // The Iniative

• Spike: "Dark hair, this tall, name of Faith, criminally insane. I like this girl already."
  BTVS // This Year's Girl

• Spike: "I hate being obvious. All fangy and grr. Takes the mystery out."
  BTVS // The Iniative

• Giles: "We can't let you go until we're sure that you're impotent."
  Spike: "HEY!"
  Giles: "Sorry. Poor choice of words. Until we know that you're..."
  Buffy: "Flacid?"
  BTVS // Something Blue

• Spike: "Oh, never, my little foam latte. Your blondie bear is here to stay."
  BTVS // The Initiative

• Spike: "Isn't it a fantastic day? Birds singing, squirrels making lots of rotten little squirrels, sun beaming down in a nice non-fatal way. It's very exciting. Can't wait to see if I freckle."
  BTVS // Harsh Light of Day

• Spike: "You are one step away, missy!"
  Buffy: "Giles, help! He's gonna scold me!"
  BTVS // Something Blue

• Spike: "Good work team!"
  BTVS // Primeval

• Spike: “Hello, gorgeous.”
  BTVS // The Initiative

• Spike: "What part of 'help me!' do you not understand?!"
  BTVS // Pangs

• Spike: "I've hired myself out as an attraction."
  BTVS // Restless

• Spike: "What are you doing?! You brought me *here*?!"
  Xander: "Anya! What are you doing? You brought *him* here?"
  Spike: "That's what I said! Only I hit the 'here'part."
  BTVS // Where the Wild Things Are

• Riley: "That's Hostile 17."
  Spike: (American accent) "No, I'm just a friend of Xander's...bugger it, I'm your guy."
  BTVS // Goodbye Iowa

• Spike: “How are you feeling, mate?”
  Giles: “Like snapping necks until everyone’s dead.”
  Spike: “Now that sounds like a Fyarl demon. Good for you.”
  BTVS // A New Man

• Spike: "You're an indoor kitty now."
  BTVS // Harsh Light of Day

• Spike: "I came back to Sunnydale for it. A place which has witnessed some truly spectacular kickings of my ass."
  BTVS // Harsh Light of Day

• Spike: "Yeah. I killed the hell out of them."
  BTVS // The Yoko Factor

• Spike: "The slayer! I knew it! I knew it!"
  BTVS // The Initiative

• Spike: "Oh, leave that one. He looks like he's ready to drop any minute, and I *think* I can eat someone if he's already dead."
  BTVS // Pangs

• Spike: "It's telly time! Timmy's down the bloody well, and if you make me miss it, I'll-!"
  Giles: "You'll do what, lick me to death?!"
  BTVS // Something Blue

• Spike: “What’re you lookin’ at?”
  BTVS // Something Blue

• Spike: "Love hurts, baby."
  BTVS // Harsh Light of Day

• Spike: “Ohhh, who's the puffed up manly man? All splotchy and possessive?"
  From Where the Wild Things Are

• Spike: "My little mentholated pack of smokes."
  BTVS // The Iniative

• Spike: "I came to you in friendship. Well, alright, seething hatred, but I've got useful information, and I feel I'm being mistreated."
  BTVS // Pangs

• Spike: "Like famine pictures from those dusty countries. Only not half as funny."
  BTVS // Pangs

• Spike: "Alright. Yeah, fine. You're a nummy treat."
  BTVS // Hush

• Spike: "Oh. Bloody Hell!"
  BTVS // Something Blue

• Spike: "Come on! Vampires! Rrrr, nasty! Let's anhilate them! For justice, and for the safety of puppies, and Christmas, right? Let's fight that evil! Let's kill something! Oh, come on!"
  BTVS // Doomed

• Spike: "Me? No. No, sir. I'm just an old pal of Xander's here."
  BTVS // Doomed

• Spike: "Piffle."
  BTVS // The Initiative

• Spike: "Oh, pouty. Look at that lip. Gonna get it...gonna get it..."
  BTVS // Something Blue

• Spike: "Well, let's go save 'em, by gum!"
  BTVS // Primeval

• Spike: "And you're what, shocked and disapointed? I'm evil!"
  BTVS // A New Man

• Spike: "What does it take to get you to SHUT THE HELL UP?!"
  BTVS // Harsh Light of Day

• Spike: "Can I have someone to eat?"
  BTVS // Pangs

• Spike: "Haven't you figured it all out yet with your enormous squishy frontal lobe?"
  BTVS // Restless

• Spike: "Oh, someone put a stake in me."
  BTVS // Pangs

• Buffy: "One more word out of you, and I SWEAR."
  Spike: "Swear what? You're not gonna do anything to me. You don't have the stones."
  Buffy: "Oh, I got the stones. I got a whole bunch of...stones."
  Spike: "Yeah? You're all talk."
  Buffy: "GILES! I accidentally killed Spike! That's okay, right?"
  BTVS // Something Blue

• Spike: "I love syphillis more than you."
  BTVS // Harsh Light of Day

• Spike: "It's telly time."
  BTVS // Something Blue

• Spike: "Come on, now! It's telly time!"
  BTVS // Something Blue

• Spike: "Ohh, do it again. It tickles. You know, in a good way."
  BTVS // Harsh Light of Day

• Spike: "It was very traumatic."
  BTVS // Something Blue

• Spike: "Undo it! Undo it!"
  BTVS // Pangs

• Spike: "Hey! Watch the heart!"
  BTVS // Pangs

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• Spike: "You know you should be afraid of me. I'm bad."
  BTVS // Intervention

• Spike: "What can I tell you, baby? I've always been bad."
  BTVS // Fool For Love

• Spike: "It’s always got to be blood.”
  Xander: "We’re not actually discussing dinner right now."
  BTVS // The Gift

• Spike: "Becoming a vampire is a profound and powerful experience. I could feel this new strength coursing through me. Getting killed made me feel alive for the very first time."
  BTVS // Fool For Love

• Spike: "Shouldn't you be tucked away in your beddy bye? All warm and safe where nothing can eat you?"
  BTVS // Blood Ties

• Spike: "It's a predator thing. Nothing wrong with it. Know your enemy's scent, wet the appetite for a hunt. ::inhales:: Ahh, that's the stuff. Slayer musk. It's bitter and aggravatin'. Grrr!"
  BTVS // Shadow

• Spike: "What the BLEEDING HELL is wrong with you BLOODY WOMEN?! What the hell does it take?! Why do you BITCHES torture me?!"
  BTVS // Crush

• Spike: "Brown robe types are always protecting something. That's the only way they can justify giving up girls.
  BTVS // Blood Ties

• Spike: "Hey, watch it! Easy! You're bruising the leather!"
  BTVS // Shadow

• Spike: "Buckle up, kids. Daddy's putting the hammer down."
  BTVS // Spiral

• Spike: "Well, not exactly the St. Crispin’s Day Speech, was it?"
  Giles: "We few, we happy few."
  Spike: "We band of buggered."
  BTVS // The Gift

• Drusilla: "I see you. A man surrounded by fools who cannot see his strengths. His vision. His glory. That and burning baby fishes swimming all round your head."
  William: "That’s quite close enough. I’ve heard tales of London pickpockets. You’ll not be getting my purse, I tell you."
  BTVS // Fool for Love

• Spike: "The god of what, bad home perms?"
  Glory: "Shut up! I command you, shut up!"
  Spike: "Yeah, okay. Sorry, but I just had no idea that gods were such prancing light weights. Mark my words, the slayer is going to kick your skanky, lop-sided ass back to whatever place would take a cheap, whorish fashion victim ex-god like you."
  BTVS // Intervention

• Spike: "Now you see. That's the secret. Not the punch she didn't throw, or the kick she didn't land. She merely wanted it. Every slayer has a death wish. Even you."
  BTVS // Fool for Love

• Spike: "I wasn't lurking. I was standing about. It's a whole different vibe."
  BTVS // Blood Ties

• Spike: "Damn right I'm impure. I'm as impure as the driven yellow snow. Let me go."
  BTVS // Intervention

• Harmony: "I've been doing my homework. Reading books and stuff?"
  Spike: "What, evil for dummies?"
  BTVS // The Real Me

• Spike: "Yeah. I feel real sexy."
  BTVS // Intervention

• Spike: "Someone's glad to see me."
  BTVS // I Was Made to Love You

• Spike: "Good plan, Spike."
  BTVS // Intervention

• Spike: "Your hearfelt gratitude's plenty. 'Spect I'll be getting that any moment."
  BTVS // Checkpoint

• Spike: "Or maybe your beauty's fading. Stress of slaying aging you prematurely. Things not as high, not as firm."
  BTVS // Checkpoint

• Spike: "You want me to leave, you can put your hands on my hot, tight little body and make me."
  BTVS // I Was Made to Love You

• Drusilla: “Don’t need a purse. You’re wealth lies here… and here. In the spirit and… imagination. You walk in worlds the others can’t begin to imagine.”
  William: “Oh yes. Uh… I mean, no. I mean… uhm… mother’s expecting me.”
  BTVS // Fool for Love

• Spike: "What's the matter, Slayer? You're not feeling 100%?"
  Buffy: "No."
  Spike: "They didn't put a chip in your head, did they?"
  Buffy: "No."
  Spike: "Be funny if they did."
  Buffy: "Spike!"
  BTVS // Checkpoint

• Spike: "Oh, dear, if looks could stake."
  BTVS // I Was Made to Love You

• Buffy: “We’re not all gonna make it. You know that.”
  Spike: “Yeah. Hey, always knew I’d go down fightin’.”
  BTVS // The Gift

• Buffy: "Five words or less."
  Spike: "Out. for. a. walk. Bitch."
  BTVS // No Place Like Home

• Spike: "Ow! Bloody Hell! Oh God! Hey."
  BTVS // Into the Woods

• Joyce: "I love what you've, um, neglected to do with the place."
  Spike: "Just don't break anything. Don't make a lot of noise, Passions is coming on."
  Joyce: "Passions? Oh, do you think Timmy's really dead?"
  Spike: "Oh, no, no. She can just sew him back together. He's a doll for god's sake."
  Joyce: "What about the wedding? I mean, there's no way they're gonna go through with that."
  BTVS // Checkpoint

• Spike: “Domp ba domp ba domp domp… I wanna be sedated!”
  BTVS // Crush

• Spike: "Hey! Hey, let's be reasonable about this!"
  BTVS // Into the Woods

• Spike: "Sod off."
  BTVS // Fool For Love

• Spike: "Yeah, you know what I prefer to being hunted? Getting caught."
  Angelus: "That's brilliant strategy, really. Pure cunning."
  Spike: "Sod off."
  BTVS // Fool For Love

• Spike: "Look at this. Special Ed remembers."
  BTVS // Weight of the World

• Spike: "Blah blah blah."
  BTVS // Blood Ties

• Angelus: "Perhaps it's my advancing years that makes me so forgetful, William. Remind me, why don't we kill you?"
  Spike: (choked) "Spike."
  Angelus: "What's that?"
  Spike: "It's Spike now. You'd do well to remember it, mate."
  Angelus: "I'm not your mate. And when'd you start talking like that?"
  BTVS // Fool For Love

• Spike: "Is everyone here very stoned?"
  BTVS // Weight of the World

• Spike: "Sneaking out to braid hair and watch Teletubbies with your mates?"
  BTVS // Blood Ties

• Spike: "Or what, you're gonna toss your cookies on my shoes?"
  BTVS // Spiral

• Spike: "I can feel it, slayer. You know you wanna dance."
  BTVS // Fool For Love

• Spike: "Bloody hell! You threw me through a window! What's that about?!"
  BTVS // I Was Made to Love You

• Spike: "That's right. Who's bad now?"
  BTVS // Blood Ties

^ Top ^

• Spike: "Well, I ate a decorator once. Maybe something stuck."
  BTVS // Dead Things

• Spike: "No, don't close your eyes. Look at them. That's not your world. You belong in the shadows. With me. Look at your friends and tell me you don't love getting away with this right under their noses."
  BTVS // Dead Things

• Spike: "I'll let you blow out my candles."
  BTVS // Older and Far Away

• Spike: "Bugger this."
  BTVS // OMWF

• Spike: "Hey, that's cheating."
  BTVS // Gone

• Spike: "That's the thing about magic. There's always consequences. Always!"
  BTVS // Afterlife

• Spike: "Oh, poor watcher. Did your life pass before your eyes? Cuppa tea, cuppa tea, almost got shagged, cuppa tea?"
  BTVS // Bargaining 1

• Spike: "Dad can drive. He's bound to have some classic midlife crisis transport. Something red, shiny, shaped like a penis."
  BTVS // Tabula Rasa

• Spike: "Here we are now. Entertain us."
  BTVS // Two to Go

• Spike: "But I want you to know I did save you. Not when it counted, of course, but after that. Every night after that. I can see it all again, I do something different, more faster, more clever. Dozens of times, lots of different ways. Every night I save you."
  BTVS // Afterlife

• Spike: "What am I...what does it look like I'm doing, you nit? I'm excercising, aren't I?"
  BTVS // Gone

• Spike: "Willow's getting pretty strong, isn't she? Bringing you back. It's hard to get a good night's death around here."
  BTVS // Afterlife

• Spike: "Father. Oh, GOD, how I must hate you."
  Giles: "What did I do?"
  Spike: "There's always something. And what's with the trollop?"
  BTVS // Tabula Rasa

• Spike: "Oh, listen to Mary Poppins. He's got his crust all stiff and upper with that nancy boy accent. You Englishmen are always so...bloody hell. Sodding, blimey, shagging, knickers, bollocks. Oh god. I'm English."
  BTVS // Tabula Rasa

• Spike: "Listen, these guys talk while they play. You'll get more information out of their mouths than out of gaping holes in their corpses."
  BTVS // Life Serial

• Spike: "Jealous my ass."
  BTVS // Older and Far Away

• Spike: "You should be careful. You never know what kind of villain's got a knife at your back."
  BTVS // Afterlife

• Spike: "A man shouldn't use immortality as an excuse to let himself go. You gotta keep fit for killing."
  BTVS // Gone

• Spike: "Damn flourescent lights. Make me look dead."
  BTVS // Doublemeat Palace

• Spike: "Oh, good, because Giles weilds the might force of library books."
  BTVS // Life Serial

• Spike: "Examine my chip, or else Mr Fett here is the first to die."
  BTVS // Smashed

• Spike: "'Made with care for Randy.' Randy Giles?! Why not just call me Horny Giles, or Desparate-for-a-shag Giles? I knew there was a reason I hated you!"
  BTVS // Tabula Rasa

• Spike: "Strong. Someday he'll be a real boy."
  BTVS // OMWF

• Spike: "Well, I've seen some damned funny things the last two days. 600-pound Cherago demon making like Yima Sumak. That one'll stay with you. I remain immune, happy to say."
  BTVS // OMWF

• Spike: "I'm sorry. Or...good!"
  BTVS // Hell's Belles

• Spike: "Help me out here, Spock. I don't speak loser."
  BTVS // Smashed

• Spike: "Don't be a stupid git!"
  BTVS // OMWF

• Spike: "Just out for a jaunt. Thought I'd swing by and say howdy."
  BTVS // Gone

• Spike: "Hey, I'm a superhero, too!"
  BTVS // Tabula Rasa

• Spike: "You think he'll take you out on his ten-speed, pet? Maybe he'll let you ride in that little basket up front."
  BTVS // Older and Far Away

• Spike: "That's my girl."
  BTVS

• Spike: “Whisper in a dead man’s ear, that doesn’t make it real.”
  BTVS // Once More with Feeling

^ Top ^

• Drusilla: “You wanna bring your mum wif us?”
  William: “Well, yeah. You'll like her.”
  Drusilla: “To eat, you mean?”
  BTVS // Lies My Parents Told Me

• Faith: “I figure, if you can't beat 'em...”
  Spike: “Join 'em.”
  Faith: "Just don't forget who's on top.”
  Spike: “That, I suspect, would be you.”
  Faith: “You got that right.”
  BTVS // Dirty Girls

• Spike: "Angel's dull as a table lamp. And we have very different coloring."
  BTVS // Dirty Girls

• Faith: “I've met you before, you know.”
  Spike: “Yeah, you made a great impression on my chin.”
  Faith: “Not in the graveyard. Before that. I was kinda wearing a different body.”
  Spike: “Pity.”
  Faith: “You seemed OK with it.”
  BTVS // Dirty Girls

• Spike: (singing) "Early one morning, just as the sun was rising, I heard the fair maid sing in the valley down below. Oh, don't deceive me. Oh never leave me. How could you use a poor maid so?”
  BTVS // Sleeper

• Spike: "Get up, get out, get drunk. Repeat as needed."
  BTVS // Get it Done

• Faith: “Should've known it wasn't blondie behind the wheel. She'd never throw down like that.”
  Spike: “Oh, you have been away.”
  Faith: “Don't even tell me little Miss Tightly-Wound's been getting her naughty on?”
  BTVS // Dirty Girls

• Faith: “Three squares, nice weight room, movie every third Sunday. Could've been worse.”
  Spike: “What movie?”
  Faith: “Last one was Glitter. (pause) I guess it couldn't have been worse.”
  BTVS // Dirty Girls

• Spike: "“Who you gonna call? God, that phrase is never gonna be useable again, is it?”
  BTVS // Killer in Me

• Spike: “School girl thing's old hat.”
  Faith: “It's all old-hat, man. Every guy's got some whack fantasy. Scratch the surface of any granola-type dude - naughty nurses and horny cheerleaders."
  BTVS // Dirty Girls

• Spike: “Nice punch you got there. Let me guess. Leather pants, nice right cross, doe eyes, holier-than-thou glower... you must be Faith.”
  Faith: “Oh, goody. I'm famous!”
  BTVS // Dirty Girls

• Spike: "I'm insane. What's his excuse?"
  BTVS // Same Time, Same Place

• Spike: "The big bad's back and lookin' for a little death."
  BTVS // Beneath You

• Anya: “I like my sex on top of the table.”
  Spike: “Would you let it go? You're like a dog with a bone!”
  Anya: “So what?”
  Spike: “It's my bone. Just drop it.”
  BTVS // Get it Done

• Robin: “Nice coat. Where'd you get it?”
  Spike: “New York.”
  BTVS // Get it Done

• Faith: “Maybe you haven't heard. I've reformed.”
  Spike: “So have I. I reformed way before you did.”
  BTVS // Dirty Girls

• Spike: "No need to thank me! I'm just the one who beat him off! Repelled him would, perhaps, be the better phrase."
  BTVS // Get it Done

• Spike: “Stop... (punches Faith) hitting... (punches Faith again) me! We're on the same side!”
  BTVS // Dirty Girls

• Spike: “So... where's tall, dark and forehead?”
  BTVS // Chosen

• Spike: “Oh, bollocks. With all the rubbish people keep sticking in my head, it's a wonder that there's room for my brain.”
  Giles: “I don't think it takes up that much space, do you?”
  BTVS // Lies My Parents Told Me

• Faith: “Please. Do you think I'm stupid?”
  Spike: “Well... yeah.”
  BTVS // Dirty Girls

• Faith: “I may have said a few things...”
  Spike: “Like you could ride me at a gallop 'til my knees buckle, squeeze me 'til I pop like warm champagne. That's not the kind of thing a man forgets.”
  BTVS // Dirty Girls

• Faith: “Well, I guess you can smoke all you want. The big C not really an issue.”
  Spike: “Teeth get yellow after an eternity. Gotta watch that.”
  BTVS // Dirty Girls

^ Top ^

• Spike: "Quickly, to the Angelmobile, away!"
  Angel // In the Dark

• Spike: "You see, I was once a bad-ass vampire, but love and a pesky curse defanged me. And now I'm just a big fluffy puppy with bad teeth."
  Angel // In the Dark

• Spike: "Look out! Here comes Spike! The biggest, baddest, mother....AAAGH!"
  Angel // In the Dark

• Spike: "How can I thank you, you mysterious black clad hunk of a night thing?"
  Angel // IN the Dark

• Cordelia: "I don't trust you."
  Spike: "To coin a popular sunnydale phrase, 'Duh.'"
  Angel // In the Dark

• Spike: "Say no more! Evil's still afoot. And I'm almost out of that nancy boy hairgel that I like so much. Quickly! To the angelmobile, away!"
  Angel // In the Dark

• Spike: "Working up a load of sexual tension and prancing away like a magnificient poof is truly thanks enough."
  Angel // In the Dark

• Spike: "No, not the hair. Never the hair."
  Angel // In the Dark

^ Top ^

• James Marsters singing a part from "Come as You Are" by Nirvana.

• Buffy: ::punch with a grunt::
  Spike: "OW! Bloody hell! Oh, God!"
  Drusilla: "Do it again! Do it again!"
  Buffy: ::punch with grunt::
  ::slap::
  Spike: "Oh...bloody hell!"
  ::slap::
  Spike: "Ow!"
  Meltha's Pain Mix